1.  CHECK-IN & CHECK-OUT

Check-in is 4:00–7:00pm; check-out is by 11:00am. Running late? Call us, or we'll start to worry.

2.  NO SMOKING. SERIOUSLY.

This is a 100% smoke, vape, and open-flame-free property — yes, that includes candles. This building lost an entire floor to fire in the 1920s, and we'd like to keep what's left. Violations: $500. No exceptions.

3.  KEEP IT DOWN

Quiet hours are 10:00pm–6:30am. Disruptive behavior is grounds for ending your stay without a refund.

4.  OCCUPANCY

Most rooms sleep two; Room 9 sleeps three. Kids count toward occupancy but if they are able to sleep in bed with you, or in a pack-n-play that you’ve brought, we’re fine with the additional occupant. Please note that we don't have cribs or rollaways.

5.  PETS

Pets and emotional support animals are not permitted. Licensed Service Animals are always welcome.

6.  HOUSEKEEPING

We only enter your room when asked. For stays of four nights or more, we recommend a refresh after night three, but it's your call.

7.  PARKING

One complimentary spot per room in a nearby lot. Need to drop bags first? Let us know and we'll sort you out.

8.  ALCOHOL

You must be 21+ to consume or handle alcohol on our property, or any property in the US for that matter. If you're traveling with anyone under 21, that's your responsibility to manage, as alcohol is present on this property. Of note, only alcohol purchased directly from us can be consumed in the common spaces. If you bring your own alcohol onto the property, it must be consumed in your room. We can’t be held responsible for you over-serving yourself.

9.  DAMAGES

Your payment method stays on file for incidentals. If something gets broken or goes missing, we'll charge replacement cost.

10.  FIREARMS

Firearms and weapons are strictly prohibited on premises, regardless of license or permit, unless you're an authorized law enforcement officer or have explicit authorization from the hotel proprietors (that’s us).